Well, Crap Linen and Honeysuckle Scented Jar Candle, 7 oz.

Brighten someone's day with this funny single-wick candle from Hallmark that features a clean linen and honeysuckle scent, in case you want to clear the air from any lingering crappy day or week. This jar candle in green features a fun message on the front, and a funny and uplifting message in fine print on the back (and who doesn't love uplifting fine print?). The glass jar includes a black screw-top lid and is sure to improve anyone's outlook when you light it up.